True Aussie Version
I used to post a lot of shit on this website, right

Just fucking bullshit, and stuff. It was all shit, right, but some cunts usta get all fucking, y’know, annoyed and shit, and they’d all round on me, like flies to a turd. They usta say shit like, “Oh, bullshitter’s at it again” and shit, and then they’d call me out, and I was like. Yeah, righto cunt, whatever” and just go along with their shit but it used to like, shit me, and stuff .

They was so dumb right, ‘cos I made it all up anyway, which any deadshit shoulda seen, but they thought it was all real and shit.

One night I got real shitfaced and writ some bullshit, dug me own grave, really went troppo, laid it on thick. Everyone was like, “Mate, you are so full of shit”, I’m like”Yeah, wattabout youse then? Youse are all fulla shit too”.

Anyway, I got sick of their shit, and one day cracked the shits and I sez “Fuck youse all, I’m outa here, youse can all get fucked”. Told ‘em all to get fucked, I did.

After bit, I thought, “Nah, you know what? Fuck ‘em” I sez “Fuck ‘em, I got rights” so I gets back on the internet again, wade in boots and all and pick on the biggest dog in the room and really give him bulk shit, just to show the others what a low dog he is. Some “Marchmallow” cunt he was.

But, get this, this Marchmallow cunt only goes and fucking turns around and re-writes my shit, and fucking makes out I fucking piss on everyone!

Fucking poofta (or German) I reckon. Cunt never gives up, keeps following me around like a bad smell.

It all goes to shit. Everyone thinks he’s fucking grouse! Their all like “Yeah, go on cunt, hit him, hit him”. Bunch of cunts. Fucking pack of feral dogs I tell ya.

Thinks he’s posh and shit, thinks he’s better than me.

Just the fucking same, mate, just the fucking same as me, he is.
( Ken Oath, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:38, 3 replies)

'ken oath mate!
Always wanted to do that!
Also - I see what you did there.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:57, closed)

A parody of a parody of a parody?!
See what a legend you are RF*? People writing parodies of your parodies of my parodies. All this because of you! And you got all this because of me.

You've never had it so good!

*edit
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:53, closed)

Who is RH?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:00, closed)

RH the super hero
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:12, closed)

Ken, my man, that is poetry,
without a doubt.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:52, closed)