I typed some stuff, and then some other people typed some different stuff.
I was furious, and typed some more stuff, then they typed some more stuff, then I went and had my tea, and then came back, and typed some more stuff, had a quick one off the wrist, typed some more stuff, had a cry, then read what other people had typed, and typed some more stuff.

I'm a hero.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:36, 25 replies)

hero joy vacuum
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:55, closed)

"The Party Dyson".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:00, closed)

yeh that's it
Monday morning brain dead :/
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:02, closed)

vacuum oven gloves
+division
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:12, closed)

Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:44, closed)

Christ,
that sun's hot.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:26, closed)

NO IM NOT UPSET UR THE ONE WHO IS UPSET

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:58, closed)

I've got a black belt in triple-Ting.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:00, closed)

That's libellous.
You might want to rethink that post.
(Frank Snow, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:11, closed)

totes will thx bbz

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:57, closed)

Please. Don't thank me. I'm not the real hero here.

(Frank Snow, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:41, closed)

Good point.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:34, closed)

COOL STORY, BRO
I particularly enjoyed the bit about typing.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:27, closed)

It's all true.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:57, closed)

That's the horniest part of it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:21, closed)

Is this vagabond?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:38, closed)

Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:56, closed)

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK said that?
I can't tell because I have EVERYONE on 2.0
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:28, closed)

I hear if two people 2.0 each other at the same time, a star dies.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:39, closed)

dies spluffs
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:43, closed)

NO U NEVER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:01, closed)

^ upset

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:06, closed)

NO YOUN ARE

(alright alright, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:08, closed)

If someone types something that upsets me on the internet then I just write something very angry in reply and then immediately ignore them so that I've won the argument.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:51, closed)