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A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.

Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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It was 8 years ago...
so apologies if some of the details aren't 100%.

The point being, what that copper said was bang out of order, and plus I had a witness. She may have only been 10, she might not have understood what that bad word the copper used meant, but she remembered it.

Because when I got home the whole story got relayed to her parents in graphic detail... "Mummy, this bad policeman called RabidRodent a 'paedo' so he beat him up, what does that word mean?"
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:03, 5 replies)
So in 2005, you weren't hauled up before a judge and given 3-5 years for assaulting a plod?
Fucking do one you lying cunt.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:12, closed)
"He started it!" is ineffective on parents,
but magistrates lap it up.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:14, closed)
Graphic detail?
Did you tell them you drove their daughter at 140mph?
Did they beat you up before or after you had a chance to tell them they looked like paedos?
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:38, closed)
If they'd so much as laid a finger on him he would have slammed his honda accord into first, revved it so hard they would have vomited and shit themselves with fear
and then done a wicked ollie and then flipped it sideways and roundhoused them with his 10 foot spoiler into the next fucking postcode area.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:15, closed)
spoiler alert!

(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:20, closed)

Some of the details aren't 100%? Really?
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:42, closed)
I believed every word
up until the beginning.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:46, closed)
Actually, I've just been struck by the horrible possibility
that the OP actually does believe his own story.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:47, closed)

Ha ha.

You need something like this now and again though, makes a change from the fucking Marshmallow vs. Sickpuppet banter.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:54, closed)
^this^

(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:53, closed)


(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:45, closed)
Newspapers were online 8 years ago.
Please, I'd love to read your 'local newspaper' account of the nonce-accusing copper, the fight and then his dismissal.

I really don't expect you to reply.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:24, closed)

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