This wasn't KFC perchance?
Just I did an installation for a KFC franchise a few years back, and whilst deploying their new server overheard a long-serving staff member get summararily dismissed after he came into work sporting a huge neck tattoo.

He was swearing his head off about "unfair dismissal" etc, but at the end of the day, company policy is "no visible tattoos". It was in his contract of employment. So he didn't have a leg to stand on. (It probably ended up in a bargain bucket!)
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:43, 1 reply)

Yeah! It was KFC
And the interview straight after was an ex-copper, turned out he'd been sacked from the force for calling some cunt a nonce. Apparently the cunt had also beaten him up AND was caught speeding. And would you believe it? They fired the copper and the cunt got off!

Needless to say I had the last laugh, as the rozzer didn't get the job either. No one gets away with calling anyone a nonce on my shift.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:03, closed)

Hahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:16, closed)

Nicely done.
Who are you, and what have you done with the real Albert?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:36, closed)

Don't ever change.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:12, closed)

You're getting better Albert.
Been on a course?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:22, closed)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 0:04, closed)

albert is my favourite

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:38, closed)

FUCK ME.
Serving buckets of fried chicken is now a 'front of house role'

Well I never.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:50, closed)