I saw
a proper brawl that broke out at the weekend at a racecourse.

Everyone had had a nice day out, a few drinks, a few flutters, and then as people are starting to file out after the last race, there's suddenly a bit of shouting and some women shrieking, and I turn around to see two middle aged blokes in suits squaring up.

They then plough into each other and the brawl ends up on the floor. Their mates are running in to pull them apart/get stuck in depending on the individual, and it all looks like it's going to go nuclear.

Luckily, enough of them were in a conciliatory mood that withing a few seconds it was all under control, security were over, and both protagonists were being manhandled out towards the gates by their mates.

And what had caused this violent outburst? As one of them was being dragged away, he shouted 'you bumped into me in the toilet, and then you looked at me funny out here you fucking cunt!'.

I repeat: this was a middle aged man, not a fucking 9 year old.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:03, 2 replies)

a middle aged man not fucking a 9 year old? the old 'reverse Bartleby' eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:29, closed)

You again?
What's your fuckin' problem, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:32, closed)