i don't have one of my own so..
this story was told to myself and a group of friends by our friend B who was slightly intoxicated at the time.

one night while home alone B had been for a shower and had noticed that something had decided to stand up for a bit. so instead of doing what you would expect, B became curious as to the less obvious practical uses for his penis......the male population of this site may be pleased to know that your penis can also make a handy towel rack.

oh and i've lost count of the amount of times i've heard the "tucking it between my legs to pretend i'm a girl" theory.
(i eat crayons, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:54, 2 replies)

I think most
males on this site already know it can make a handy towel rack.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:11, closed)

What do you mean "theory?"
Of course you can either tuck it or use it a towel rack, not both at once. Geez, nothing ruins the look of pencil skirt like little mister Corners being contrary.
(ContraCorners, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:00, closed)