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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Slimer
Never have sex with a boy who has a projector in his bedroom and insists on pausing Ghostbusters while you insert Tab A into Slot B.

The night I made that mistake is the night I found out that looking up at Dan Aykroyd's shocked expression made a million times bigger by being stretched across the wall all the way through sex makes me feel ashamed.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:11, 3 replies)
Now that
is genuinely fucking hilarious.

Cheers.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:18, closed)
This
FTW.

I cried a bit when I read it.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26, closed)
This is brilliant.
And also scary.


(I had sex to Radio 4 last week. That was slightly disturbing too.)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)

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