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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Fair plays to ya!
My parents were fucking extatic when I brought a girlfriend round for tea and biscuits.

They always thought I was a gayer.

Always.

From the age of about four.

Probably had something to do with being as effeminate as Quentin Crisps' camper younger brother til I hit puberty.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:17, 1 reply)
I got this a lot too
When I introduced my first girlfriend to my dad, he greeted her warmly, then just as she was out of earshot he turned and said "at least she's not a chap, eh!"

Thanks dad.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:40, closed)
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(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, closed)

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