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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Must have been a fudgepachyderm.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:07, 2 replies)
It costs the same as the GDP of a small African nation (guess which one)
To buy enough Holerypnol to knock out an elephant. I use a brick in a sack. To reduce the noise - and therefore reduce the risk of getting caught, it is best to pad the brick with kittens. Alterwards simply throw it in a river, much easier during current floods.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:41, closed)
Bumbo

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, closed)

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