ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Red asphault!A few years ago, I was driving through one of Sydney's more industrial suburbs at night. Close to Botany Road. You know it? Course you do. Anyway, on a side street this thing suddenly shines up in the lights. A bloody messy lump of meat and material with spatter and blood all around it. Oh shit. Someone's been hit, killed, squashed. I've discovered a hit and run. My blood ran cold and I felt a bit sick. What ever it was had definitely been run over at least once. I creeped the van closer and was most relived to discover an entire squashed kebab roll.
To this day I wonder how it got there.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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