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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I was there for the birth of mine.
I was expecting some revelation like old chutney up there but I didn't really feel anything if I'm honest.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:03, 3 replies)
I haven't got any...
and if that's the kind of limp-wristed ponce that fatherhood turns you into, I don't think I want any either.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:05, closed)
Nah Cap you'll be alright.
If you're not some boo-hooing poof to start with you're fine.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:48, closed)
I was given a bundle shortly after my first son was born
I had to suppress the urge to voice the thought that popped into my mind -- What am I supposed to do with this boiled monkey?
I came around when it was more apparent that it was a live human.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:53, closed)
They only start getting good at about 1yr old really.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:57, closed)
Disagree. Every day from the first is ace.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:38, closed)
Different circumstances eh.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:40, closed)
Yes. Of course. Forgot. Soz.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:49, closed)
Apologies on the internet?
Guhehehehehehehehaaaay.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:52, closed)
What a cunt eh.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:53, closed)
You certainly are!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:56, closed)
ARRRGH, YOU GOT ME!!!!!!

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)
They're cute but dull as fuck for the first nine months.
You might as well have a puppy. At least you don't get in too much trouble if you forget to feed them or leave them to die in the cold.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:46, closed)
Or have sex with them.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:47, closed)
Exactly.
Ex. Actly.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:51, closed)
I think that's just you and Ian Watkins, Monts

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:48, closed)
Haha, yeah

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:49, closed)
So was I. Cut the cord and all that. Didn't get particularly emotional, just relieved both baby & wife were fine.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:37, closed)
Did you use your teeth?
The midwife wanted me to use some naff little safety scissors.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:53, closed)
I used a Zippo.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:54, closed)
It was like trying to cut through a garden hose pipe.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:56, closed)
With a golf ball.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)
Hang on....

(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)

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