I Quit!Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
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chthonic, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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No-one ever play exam suicide at school?This did a round of several schools in our area, since it couldn't really be repeated successfully in one. You needed:
1 impressionable teacher, preferably female, in her fifties, fond of cardigans and of calling sixteen-year-olds 'sausage'.
1 classroom on the second floor or above.
Deputise the most vulnerable and manic-looking child, who will look heart-wrenching crumpled on the tarmac, to go downstairs and lie below the window. Open the window. Wait for said teacher's footsteps outside the classroom. Shout collectively, 'No! Don't do it!' and cluster around the window.
Worked a treat on the innocent old souls scattered about the Edinburgh private sector teaching music, RE and suchlike.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, Reply)
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