Being shafted by the other coach.
Last year I put my hand up to coach my daughter's soccer team. About a month in one of the other dads who was on the club committee decide he wanted to coach his son so while I was away on leave he split the team by age group (leaving me the lion's share of the kids no less) without consulting me.
This year we're both on the committee and the same guy has "bumped up" his son and a few other players to my daughter's age group. He expects to coach the team. That's mostly his evil part.

I've simply pointed out to the club president and committee that as incumbent coach I should have "dibs" as I already have a good rapport with players/parents/other team's coaches etc. and have a proven track record with this team, I've also pointed out that I have more coaching qualifications/experience than he does and I've been in touch with the majority of the parents of returning kids that I coached last year - most of them would prefer me to coach over him. That's my evil part.

I am prepared to compromise where I coach a team and he coaches another within the age group - we have the numbers. Apparently he isn't. May the best man win.

"Fight."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:58, 15 replies)

I read as far as the part where you shafted the coach and put your hand up someone in your daughters soccer team. Thats enough for me for weeks. Cheers pal, and clicks.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:46, closed)

I actually misread it
as a confession that he had his hand up his daughter.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:15, closed)

thats what I read
Before the ninja edit..
(Natrix, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:27, closed)

The was no ninja edit
You're just a fucking nonce.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, closed)

Says the man who puts his hand up his daughter.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:38, closed)

It's like you can't read or something.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 3:53, closed)

Yep me too
Maybe we're just all equally disturbed
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:14, closed)

I call bullshit.
Girls can't play football.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:26, closed)

Dude.
You just bent it like Posh.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:34, closed)

you can't bend Posh
she'd fucking snap
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:11, closed)

The real reason David plays away
is 'cause he only ever gets to go on the bottom.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, closed)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:26, closed)

I was in a similar situation a few years back
and the other bloke was a right cunt. None of the kids liked him, even his own. I, however, was the coolest fucking coach ever. Even though the team was shit and they lost most games. It was a good laugh though.
(Wagane, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:30, closed)

I too am the coolest coach ever but my team ain't half bad if I don't say so myself.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 4:00, closed)

Is this post about a random act of evil
or is it about you and another Dad having a bit of a spat about who gets to coach one of several football teams?
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:58, closed)

You got it in 1.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:31, closed)

Actually, I got it
in zero, I was just being sarcastic.
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:06, closed)

Oh.
Really?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:04, closed)

I see you
like to get the last word in.
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:16, closed)

Noooo!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:26, closed)

It's the most fun part of ringofyres posts, trying to figure out in what way they connect to the question.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:21, closed)

I hadn't actually noticed it was
him. Or is it? There's several of them, aren't there?
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:23, closed)

They broke the mould after me.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:27, closed)

Happy
to continue keeping you on your toes there scarpe.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:28, closed)

Where's the pun?

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:36, closed)