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Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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Sometimes.
If I have a passenger who is drinking something while I'm driving, I'll gently blip the throttle a few times to cause their drink to form waves in the bottle and soak them in the face.

Quite how I haven't ended up wearing my passengers' drink of choice is nothing short of a miracle.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:53, 7 replies)
Haha...

This has just reminded me of something...so I will click thee
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:01, closed)
I don't get it

(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:44, closed)
It's really not that complicated.
By pumping the throttle when driving, the car will start to lurch. This will cause the drink in the drinks bottle to rock back and forth splashing the drinker in the face.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:46, closed)
Right
It's been a while since I was a driver, but if I was giving someone a lift in my car the very last thing I'd want them to do is spill their drink all over the shop. In fact, if I knew they were going to be eating and drinking, it's questionable whether I'd let them in my car in the first place. Skeffy bastards.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:50, closed)
When it's a lengthy journey I have no problem with it.
Plus my car is fucking shit.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, closed)
No wonder
If that's what you do in it
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:58, closed)
Be careful, you might end up with a bottle of tabasco sauce shoved up your arse.

(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:17, closed)

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