Not random, but meh....
Not something I did, thank fuck.

A friend of mine (Who has a reputation for this sort of thing) went for a day out drinking with a group of other mates in a town a few miles north of where we live, probably due to the reputation it holds for having an abundance of cheap, easy women.

He went into a pub which for some unbeknown reason was having a disco in the middle of the afternoon and being partially inebriated already, opted to have a dance.

The attentions of one woman fell upon him and within minutes he was behind her, arm around her waist and grinding away like a mining villages attempt at producing an R&B music video, until a male, who had obviously decided that he should be the one to unleash his batter into her furry mixing bowl (I know that's a shit metaphor, but it's seasonal!) stepped in and decided to violently insert himself between them and sent him flying.

Our hero, rather than engaging in a fight with someone who had the looks, weight and reach of a large gorilla instead immediately decided that a slightly nastier form of revenge was in order.

He went to the bar and ordered a large vodka redbull with lots of ice and then procured a similar empty glass from a nearby table.

He then went to the toilet, filled one of the glasses with piss, dumped two thirds of the ice into the piss filled glass to remove the warmth and then went to the dance floor to track down his target. He walked up to him, apologised politely for what had transpired earlier and to show him that there were no hard feelings offered him a double vodka redbull. In fact, to toast the truce, he suggested that they remove the ice and down it in one. Which they both immediately proceeded to do.

In case you're wondering, he did realise, but my friend was a long distance runner who ran for the county, there was no chance of him being caught.
( Muns, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)