Yum!
This morning I may have accidentally* mixed the packed lunches of me and my eldest son. Hope he has enjoyed his dinner eating his sandwich followed with the finest bland pro-biotic health yoghurt an apple and a couple of custard creams while I have sat in the office canteen eating my sandwich with a cheese string (And feeling a little happy to see that I had done the 1 thing from the 101 things to do before you are 11 and a half that was on the packet), a kids yoghurt that had sprinkles (and a free toy), grapes and a fruit flavoured Battenberg.

*May have seen what he had and decided that I wanted to be 10 for once
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:42, 10 replies)

I hope this post gets a sequel,
preferably from your son, desribing how he punched you in the balls when he got home.

Circle of life, and all that.

By the way, kids yoghurts are minging, being about 50% rice flour, 40% sugar, and 10% yoghurt/fruit puree.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:57, closed)

No I just waited until he went to work
and shat on his tooth brush.


The Cunt.
( Trollman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:15, closed)

Ha!
That made me chuckle (The fake account thing not the shitting on my toothbrush)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:14, closed)

What do you mean fake dad?

( Trollman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:34, closed)

Here is a picture of mum to prove it.





( Trollman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:36, closed)

Jesus!
This is an old one, she has still got both of her eyes in this picture.


cant you use a more up to date (You know the ones AFTER the accidents)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:21, closed)

So let me get this straight?
wife has had an accident? yes?
and lost an eye ? is this right so far ?
and now ahem cough
can you, you know play at erm whats the best way of putting this?
oh crap well look its like this see
now that she has one eye and one empty eye is she good for some







skull buggery?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:50, closed)

Hmm
Two ways I can go with this one

1)Fess up and say I was lying, I was just playing along with the joke of the fake Bison Jnr profile and decided to up it in stupidity by trying to think of a way that you could make the photo of that swamp pig above more ugly (Lord knows who she really is).

Or

2) Continue with the joke and make it more sick by saying something like yes I do enjoy ramming my cock into the eyesocket, and that the puss filled sores around her eyes (from the accident whne she tried to juggle acid) really help with lubrication (I think I may have gipped a little writing that).

Take your pick!
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:31, closed)

So, your story is 'I took sandwiches to work'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:02, closed)

PAY ATTENTION AT THE BACK!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:07, closed)