Top auntie-ing, there.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:14, 1 reply)

i am a fantastic auntie
i'm looking after them at home today as they're a bit under the weather.
cupcakes may be made later.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:17, closed)

I like this.
My eldest (5) has found out how to work my mobile, so he can phone his uncle.

Aunties and uncles are much better than mums and dads, apparently.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:24, closed)

that's only because
we can stuff them with sugary treats and leave the parents to deal with the consequences.
also, aunties have more energy and patience than mums, as we don't have to look after the children day and night
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:27, closed)

Yes, and sometimes they fail to think things through
My now 8 year olds favourite present for last years birthday came from her unmarried aunt.

A fucking tortoise.

Unfortunately, it, er, escaped by digging its way underneath the garden fence, about a month after we got it . . .


*It's safe and sound with her cousins teacher, in Wiltshire, who has three of the things.
(username failed moderation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:57, closed)

oh, i think it through, all right
i just like to annoy my sister sometimes ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:12, closed)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:13, closed)