Yesterday I asked a guy at work who I had hardly spoken too before for a couple of hints on winemaking as I heard it was his hobby
When I got in this morning on my desk I found...

A copy of First Steps in Wine Making by C.J.J. Berry
Two glass demijohns
Two rubber corks complete with airlocks
and a bottle of home made blackberry wine.

I still can't get over the kindness and generosity of the guy.
( Peej, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:21, 8 replies)

Can you please outline why off topic is so shit you've had to leave it 4eva
specific attacks on regulars would be most welcome.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:24, closed)

Oh for the love of the wee man
You do realise this heartwarming tale ends with him silently forcing the patio doors and creeping into your house with a rape and murder kit in a holdall.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:34, closed)

It's a rank amateur who carries the kit.
A real pro improvises once he's on the scene.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:32, closed)

Try drinking the blackberry 'wine', and see if you still feel he was being kind.

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:33, closed)

i came here to post something very similar
asking a home-brew winemaker for tips is fatal
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:03, closed)

One small glass of blackberry wine
gave me the worst hangover I have ever experienced.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:03, closed)

I don't see why.
Lots of people on b3ta will give you free whine.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:27, closed)

See "Rory Lion" above

(ubergeekian, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:42, closed)