I would never swear in front of my kids, but I have a mate who does.
It is rather funny, hearing his 3yo saying "Ucks-ache" when something goes wrong!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46, 1 reply)

We
have had one ucks ake from our boy and thankfully thats as far as he got. My wife works in a local creche and he attends when I'm working. One day he came home and was spitting everywhere. Turns out my wifes boss had spent the entire day previous teaching him how to spit.

Also my cousins kids are convinced that yellow is blue thanks to their mischievous uncle.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:54, closed)

This is the point of being an uncle.
One of my other sister's kids instructed his first teacher that sheep are grown from the seeds of wool you find in fields. I was so proud.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58, closed)

My friend wrote
a song with guitar accompaniment for his nieces and nephews,

Can you touch your nose?,
Can you touch your toes?,
Who your favourite uncle?,
RORY!!!!

Favorite uncle out of seven brothers.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:03, closed)

Hahahaha good man.
I'm always sure to tell them that their other uncles are the ones who took the sweets. It generally works, although they're learning to read my face quite closely now.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:13, closed)