Haha
Brilliant. It's the innocence with they way they say it.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:52, 1 reply)

Guilty as charged, m'lud
When I was a tiny Scars, my Grandma noticed that I had a big insect bite on my backside. I can't have been much more than 3.

"Ooh dear TinyScars, you've been bitten by a harvest bug."

Next day, Mrs Harrison, the vicar's wife and pillar of WI rectitude called. Probably to see what the vile brat-spawning Catholics were up to, but that's for another day.

Being a polite child, I greeted her thus:

"Good morning Mrs. Harrison. I've been BUGRARRED. On my bottom. Would you like to see it?"

Mrs. Harrison's eyebrows' couldn't have gone higher if they were attached to a rocket, and she never came back.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:05, closed)