there is a mad old lady tramp who lives in hammersmith
she spends most of her time hobbling across the tesco car park and bringing the main road to a standstill by hobbling across it and then back again.

and every time she sees me, she yells "oi, big tits". and everyone laughs. even if i am wearing a massive coat or sweatshirt. why? why would an old lady do that? why?

i hope she dies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:18, 6 replies)

sarcasm?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 6:28, closed)

Jealousy?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 11:14, closed)

but if she dies
who will bring attention to your big tits then ?
didn't think of the consequences there did you?
i suppose an old tramp might take notice but coming from a man it would be just sexual harassment and not random or funny




still for a mediocre fee i suppose i could come over and dressed as a cider lady shout comment at you, to make you feel at one again
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 12:43, closed)

I suspect
that rswipe's chesticles are sufficiently prominent to announce their own presence.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 14:05, closed)

because you've got big tits?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:37, closed)

No she doesn't
you just posted this to mention your tits again. ADMIT IT, WOMAN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:34, closed)