When were you last really scared?We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Lads HolidayMagaluf 2005. Got absolutely out of my brain, walking home i thought it was a good idea to wrench a tree (small sapling) out of the ground and proceed to beat the shit out of one of those big Biffa bins, you know the ones you find behind pubs, bars that sort of thing.
Having a jolly good time smashing this bin up until i hear a spanish woman shout 'Policia!' i did the translating, took me a bit, my friends told me to leg it, so i did.
Ran to my hotel with 6, yes 6 police officers chasing me, they came into the hotel and got security to search for me too. By that time id jumped over a friends apartment blacony and pretended to be asleep in bed. Now my mates come in and tell me to get lost because the police are searching all the ground floor rooms on that floor because someone saw my spiderman effort. I escape to my own apartment, just the next floor up and hide in the wardrobe on top of the safe thing for 2 hours. Sweat pouring our of me and i really needed a shit. I was terrified that id be caught and sent to a spanish jail where everyone would take turns in bumming me to death. Also what would my parents think?
Anyway after 2 hours of hiding and nearly crapping my pants i appeared to raucous applause from my mates. I got told my friend got the police officers to go away by dancing round the pool with his walkman on.
I dont know either.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:12, Reply)
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