My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Clearly unexpected.The sheer volume of men having turned down sex is staggering.
And women think we only have one thing in mind.
I do regret not having filed down my first ever GF's teeth as "putting on the happy face" as she shredded my teen-manhood with s&m rated too-much-tooth oral sex still makes me wince.
I could have shown her the way gently, but it was very difficult in a squeaky cabin bed with parents in the room below.
I decided to play "keep the penis down", and she thought i was freaky. Truth is, she was scary and painful and i was looking after my longterm interests.
needless to say, i got the shit for this as being a true gent i wasn't prepared to tell the world of her oral issues. Oral sex is not about physically consuming it in small chunks over a number of days.
Well not for me anyway.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:28,
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