Just remembered
Also,shortly after I met Mrs-X, but before we got together (she lived in the USat the time) I recieved a proposition from a girl I know named Wendy.
She was amazing, blonde shaped like a godess, funny, charming and oh so very sexy.
Myself and many other guys used to hang around at her place. They all wanted the same thing and I probably did too, she'd tease alot but never gave it up.
Anyways, one day I was there alone with her, we watched the movie some kind of wonderful (her favorite). She was laying on the couch, on her back, there's me, still a virgin laying on the couch with her. We'd both had a few to drink and we were having a laugh. Next thing I know, her t-shirt is off, there she is in tight fitting jeans and the only thing between me and her lady bumps is a turqoise bra which left little to the imagination. We kiss, I like it, I tell her no, it wouldn't be right.
We watch the movie for a while longer. Few minutes pass, we kiss again. Again I stop her 'I don't want to spoil it' and so forth, when what I really meant was, 'you're stunning and I'm terrified that you'll laugh when you find I'm a virgin'
Next thing I know, my fly is open, her tiny hand has snaked inside and she's got me. my raging boner, ready to pop as she huskily coos in my ear'take me to bed.'
I made my excuses and left. a week later she got together with my best mate, they're now married with 2 kids. I never even went to the wedding.
At the time I thought it nothing more than a drunken mistake, on her part, how could this venus actually want me (was a bit husky at the time and dressed like a real metalhead). I ask her, while her new boyfriend and my best mate is at the bar. "were you really serious?" expecting the answer "well no i was drunk and you were such a gentleman" which would make me feel all good natured and manly.........no.
She replies, leaning altogether too close to me.'Yes I did and I wish you had, I really wanted you and I think we woould have made a great couple.'
I was gutted. We rarely speak anymore, her hubby isn't too keen on me after he heard about our encounter. He's polite, I'm polite, she's polite, I'm polite.
If only I wasn't such a nervous wreck in my youth and more confident with the ladies.
I'm still not, I get paranoid and think Mrs-X is upset with me when she isn't at all and everything's fine and I think somehow that she'll leave a loser like me for someone else.

really wish I'd screwed Wendy. She was and still is amazing.
(The Cosmic Fool Became aware that the bird is indeed the word on, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 14:01, Reply)