My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Decmeber 1988,I'm 16 years old, and through my roaring school trade of selling chocolate I'm pretty loaded, so I have decided to buy a crappy home video camera. And who should I see but Chrissy Boy and Chas Smash of Madness fame."Oh great," thinks I "I'll record them to prove to my friends that it happened." After filming them for a while I ask them to sing "Our House" and, to my surprise, they do.
10 years later and I'm moving house only to find my Fiance has thrown away the bloody tape! Needless to say we never married.
So to sum up, I regret ever having met that harpy, as she also through away my very old and probably expensive Spiderman toy. Bitch
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Sat 7 Oct 2006, 18:37,
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