Got bullied
into escorting the wifes batshit crazy friend to Cornwall from London as she didn't know the way.

Twelve and a half hours in a Morris Minor nearly killed me.
That averages as 21 mph.
She managed to slow to 30mph on the M5 near Exeter.
I offered to drive even though I didn't have a license.

Then we spent 3 days wandering around cornwall looking for a house for her to buy.
She ended up buying the bloody holiday home she was staying in.

Worst 4 days of my life.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:10, 11 replies)

but you got to shag her though didnt you ?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:19, closed)

Batshit crazy sex, though,
with the wife's blessing, right?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:46, closed)

...
Licence. "License" is a verb.

/picky
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:00, closed)

It's the American spelling.
Perfickly acceptabubble.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:07, closed)

It's this sort of attitude
that made 9/11 necessary.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:09, closed)

Arf

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:57, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:07, closed)

you really do need a girlfriend enzyme.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:33, closed)

Thanks all
for the comments.
Sorry about the licence/license mistake, I'm not feeling very well at the moment as I have lurgy and couldn't be bothered to check.
Also, NO, I did not shag her. She looked like one of those meth head mugshots you see on some sites. she was also about 30 years older than me. Ooohhhhhhh, thevery thought of doing it to her makes me shiver in horror.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:22, closed)

photos for proof of batshit crazyness or you shagged her

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:41, closed)

no photos of her exist
but imagine zelda from terrahawks who has been on meth for 6 months along with anything from weed to banana skins and she used to cycle in the dark in sunglasses so people wouldnt recognise her. That's how batshit she was.
So no photos, suppose that means I must have shagged her.

Excuse me while I go to be sick. my mind is now tainted with that image forever.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 18:19, closed)