Aaaaaaah, I know that pain!
Summer of '76, blinded by the eternal sunshine, coming into the cool of the house to watch "Why Don't You?" I sat on a dead (yes, the cunt was dead already!) wasp.
Hurt like a mother-fluffer and no mistake!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:34, 2 replies)

Also 1976
My mate came up the hill to my house, and panting when he reached the top, a wasp stung him on the tongue.

Ouch, is what he said*

*possibly using other words
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:03, closed)

i've only ever been stung twice
once was the tale above, the second time was caused by me sticking my nose into some flowers for a good sniff. the flowers were already occupied and i ended up with a nose like a terminal alcoholic.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:59, closed)