I'm surprised there aren't more of them about in Wrexham
We've got a very tall woman who has an Edwardian vibe about here - the hair, the clothes and lipstick so bright it can blind a man. Striking to say the least. I'd also be very surprised if she hadn't been born a bloke.

The Irishman who sings songs about Jesus in the town centre most Mondays. Thing is, these are songs he's written himself, he sings them accappella and he can't hold a note.

Mr. Urquhart - an old man you can smell coming. He must be the undead as he actually seems to be decomposing. One of my work colleagues actually had the misfortune of going to his house - apparently it smells even worse than he does which I struggle to believe.

Vernon - the archetypal Jasper Carrott "nutter on the bus", the routine could have been written about him. Add random bird calls and you've got someone who could talk crap for Wales.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:31, 4 replies)

I thought this was going to a Little Britain pisstake

(jennymnemonic, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:38, closed)

Honestly?
If I was forced to shag either Emily Howard or this "creature", I'd go for Walliams' character, he looks more feminine.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:55, closed)

It still wouldn;t have been funny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 1:23, closed)

Fair enough.

(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 7:46, closed)