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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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For such a smart ass
You seem to seek recognition of your achievements so much you post a wealth of links proclaiming your feats, qualifications, achievements, personal information including where you work, contact details and pictures.

You may have a PhD my friend but you are not the only person on here with academic qualifications by far, myself included, yet I do not crave the need to boast about it.

It’s easy to portray wit and bravado when sitting at a keyboard, wonder how brave you would be in real life.

To me you look like the typical life long wannabe student, soft as shite and with a very dodgy haircut..
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, 1 reply)
Well, yes
I am public about where I work and what I do. I don't see the problem with that. I've not boasted anywhere about my academic record; what is available on my work page is there because it's directly relevant to what I do. It's not boasting.

I can only take the point about bravery in real life to be some kind of threat. You should know: I'm not brave at all. I'm quite nifty when it comes to arguing with people, and I take no prisoners there. When it comes to anything more than verbal, I tend to take the running away option. I see that as a virtue. I know I'd be pulverised. Horses for courses and all that.

You accuse me of having a dodgy haircut. You should take that back. I've not had a haircut since 1994. Nevertheless, if you could explain what it has to do with your strangely aggressive xenophobia, I'd be very grateful. You've got me stumped at the moment.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, closed)
Well..
Maybe you should watch your smug smart ass comments when you put pictures of yourself, where you work when your only a 20min trip away.

Know what i mean.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:52, closed)
Just to make sure...
... could you elaborate? Because if I squint, that does look somewhat like a threat.


Ah, g'wan. I dare you.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:43, closed)
You really
dont know when to button it do you.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:19, closed)
I'm quite enjoying this, actually.
You seem like a very angry person. Perhaps you should have a cup of tea.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:51, closed)
You very may
..get to see just how angry i can get friend on a dark evening.

Maybe around the Cross Lane area for example?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:23, closed)
I imagine you will probably try and pass this off as a joke or internet bravado
but you really are a fucking tosser. Not only did he make a good point to begin with, but you have taken it upon yourself to come across as not only someone who can't take even a hint of criticism, but someone who immediately reduces themselves to "I know where you live" and making threats.

what a fucking dickhead.

I'm in Exeter, fancy a piece of me too?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, closed)
Finding out where I live is not difficult.
I'm not sure quite what I'm supposed to make of your reply, though.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, closed)
AHAHAHA,
CALM DOWN DEAR, IT'S ONLY THE INTERNETS.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, closed)
Hee Hee
You're funny.

Would a hug help soothe things or would that diminish your masculinity?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, closed)
I think your repressed homosexuality is causing your bigotry and anger.
I live in milton Keynes
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:26, closed)
I'm just down the road.
He could do you then me in a single trip, the trumped-up little prick. Is it school holidays at the moment?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:33, closed)
it's alright he doesn't look that hard
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(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, closed)
He looks like a right cunt.
proper flappy cunt.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, closed)
OH! RIGHT!
SO IT'S A FUCKING WAR YOU WANT, EH?!

I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF FIVES WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, AND A BUNCH OF PSYCHO MATES LOOKING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ARSE!

YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:21, closed)
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING LOGIN YOU FUCKING CUNT!
I'LL FUCKING HAVE YOU!

POST A PICTURE OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:20, closed)
I have that problem too

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, closed)
I once got angry with some people on an internet
It was a fun day.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:44, closed)
WHAT FUCKING TIME!!!???
I'LL BE THERE YOU FUCKING CUNT!

DON'T THINK I WONT BE!

COME ON THEN!!!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, closed)
I for one
think that what we need here is some sort of tag-team academic takedown on the chap. He's clearly up for what I believe in street parlance is called "a rumble" and I'm not letting one of my esteemed colleagues take "the heat" alone.

I'm in. bring the noise. I've got a window next thursday between a research group meeting and a tutorial.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, closed)
I'm teaching 4-6 on Thurs and I only go to events with free sandwiches
but for the sake of solidarity, count me in. I'll alert UCU and they can formulate a motion.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49, closed)
I'll arrange a pub lunch beforehand off my donation account.
I'm sure there is something in there that I haven't pissed away on shiny electronics.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, closed)
I'm not teaching at those times
but there is a weekly seminar with wine, and I'd hate to miss that.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, closed)
I like this!

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, closed)
You're a spazzy cunt.
I live in the Chaoyang district of Beijing. Anytime you fancy a fight...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:42, closed)
STEP UP PLAYA
*jives*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:01, closed)
You're a fucking cunt.
Tell me where you live so I can come and say that to your cunt face.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:06, closed)
Alright, I'm in Northampton.
I can't walk any further than 100m without severe leg pains, and have next to no upper body strength. Fancy a punt?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:46, closed)

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