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My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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I wave my willy at you.....
In my last house the neighbours over the back were appalling. 3 kids and a wife with a voice like nails on a blackboard. They thought nothing of running into the garden screaming at 5 in the morning, or playing S-Club-F*cking-7 repeatedly over and over at top volume.

In summer they perpetually dined outside and couldnt have a conversation without shouting. I often wondered if they were scared to shut up in case they ceased to exist.

After I moved I read in the local paper that the old man had been arrested for downloading kiddie pr0n. His lovely wife was quoted as saying "He is not as bad as what people say he is".
No love - he positively pales into insignificance against the rest of you.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:30, Reply)

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