Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Oh Gosh YesYou must understand that I'm pretty well-to-do and live in a very nice listed cottage.
Kevin next door, a "scrap metal dealer" has amassed 65 visits from the police since he arrived in 2002 that I'm aware of, so there's doubtless countless more.
"Von", down the road, recently built a wall across a (nice) neighbour's garden, claiming that he owned the land.
A senile ex-army officer believes that he owns the whole area and struts about proclaiming this loudly.
We paid a SERIOUS lot of money for this house. It should be worth a lot more now. Any buyer meeting one of these three characters will be away like a shot.
I'm posting this on a jocular site, but really this stuff just ain't funny...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 22:47,
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