Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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And yet more...I used to live in a terraced house (with thin walls) next to a woman who terrifyingly abused her large brood of children. "EAT YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST, YOU LITTLE CUNT!" could be heard on a daily basis in our kitchen. Her husband was rarely around, but when he was, he seemed to go off to a 'special place' while she was busy scarring their children. He built a large bonfire in his backyard, nervously close to ours, and I actually heard him gasp "ouch! That's hot!"
One morning my roommate was having her daily 7am Obnoxiously Loud Violent Fuck with her boyfriend and one of the boys next door could be heard commenting through the walls, "go on, mate, give her one". Heh heh. Oh, those abused children, what will they come up with next?
Child Protective Services was completely fucking utterly useless, as you can well imagine.
PS: This was in Hackney. All my neighbors were scary. But then, I'm sure I was scary to them, too.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2005, 9:01, Reply)
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