SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Damn it. 3 in a row.Just the other day my supervisor and a few of us were stripping a pallet of stock down to be worked. She reached up for a box, not realising there was something else on top of it, and lifted.
A case of Glade air freshner (vanilla) slipped down and hit her square in the face.
We stiffled our laughter as she pitched a hissy fit and threw the case on the floor, breaking it open and a few of the lids too.
I waited a decent amount of time then said, totally deadpan...
*sniff* "What a nice smell your face has tonight Alison."
The girls started pissing themselves laughing and, credit due, Alison laughed and told me jokingly to fuck off or she would go home. At least she cheered up.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:56,
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