Not laugh, more profit
My girlfriend has this mate who, while tidying up one day, found her husbands' secret diary detailing the regular visits to prostitutes he'd made over the past 15 years. He's ranked them and everything! She worked out that in the past 2 years alone, he spent $30,000 on whore. No wonder the struggling family business was still struggling...

So, husband quickly became ex. My girlfriend invited us to her place with dinner, to cheer her up, and demonstrate that not all men are manipulative assholes. I accomplished this by assuring the poor woman that no, not all men are stupid enough to leave detailed evidence.

She was still in the process of cleaning his stuff out (ie, burning it in a pile) when I noticed a partially built dirtbike in the heap she was about to douse in petrol. You're not going to burn *that*, I said. Take it away, she replies.

So I do :) Someone had thier whole life ruined by one silly bloke's inability to keep his indiscretions either to a minimum, or his mouth shut,

but on the other hand, dirtbike! Woo!
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:45, 2 replies)

So
So, husband quickly became ex. My girlfriend invited us to her place with dinner, to cheer her up, and demonstrate that not all men are manipulative assholes. I accomplished this by assuring the poor woman that no, not all men are stupid enough to leave detailed evidence.

The implication presumably being that most guys do a good job of hiding their indiscretions?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:24, closed)

DT175MX?
(Benzyl, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:53, closed)