Make Me Smile!
Back when I was a younger Mon we lived in a fairly remote village in Barnsley surrounded by woodland. Many a summer would be spent climbing trees, building mini hideouts from fallen branches etc etc

One summer we hit the jackpot. Some local had believed that a trip to the local dump was too far and instead left a sofa and a few short ends of wood near our usual haunt. Being the creative little so and so’s we were, our little gang set to work building a place which would act as our main meeting place and rival any of the other crappy efforts built by any rival kids (Despite the fact that all local kids that we knew of hung around with us , even the smelly one).

Anywhoo after much work and sweat we had built our den a selection of neatly placed trees that backed onto a rock face which we decided to name Boulder Hill , mainly due to the fact that we all loved the MASK cartoon but we also installed a crows nest loaded with rocks to pelt any invaders. We loved that place and spent many a day in our mini fortress planning world domination/ reading porn/ talking bollocks/ delete as appropriate.

One morning we returned to the place to find our beloved boulder hill smouldering from the inside. On closer inspection we found the sofa had been partially burnt along with a pile of nearby hedgeporn (Found elsewhere and returned to base during the build) most of the nearby trees and one of the chipboard walls. We were upset, who the hell could have done such a thing, the place was virtually invisible to anyone other than our group and now the smoking sofa was half black and barely usable. Eventually Stokey, a mate who surname sounded similar came up with the notion that it must have been the work of some of the local teens that he saw in the woods a few days ago . Most of our group didn’t see the so called mystery teens but eventually settled for that story and went back to repairing the place as best we could (The only other suggestion to who did the damage came from Rob (the local idiot) who believed that it may have been the work of the Predator- why it felt like blowing up a place like that with its plasma cannon was a mystery to everyone but Rob).

A few years later, when our group reached the age to go out drinking we learnt the horrid truth Stokey (the bloke who convinced us of the whole teen vandalism). Stokey had stolen a bottle of his dads vodka, snuck out and decided to have a good drink on his own in the only safe place he could think of… boulder hill. He arrived at the place, had a good drink of the vodka and like a clumsy twat tripped over something and spilt the stuff everywhere. He finished what he had left in the bottle, decided to spark up a cig before setting off home and accidentally set fire to the alcohol sodden magazines and sofa. He managed to put it out but managed to burn a good hole in his favourite t-shirt.

Did we laugh at the thought of him running around with his shirt on fire like some manic rodent? Did we hell we were more pissed off about the fact that he had sold us the phoney line instead of owning up to the incident . You may think we were being petty but I am still quite vexed about Stokey and his Charred den fraud.

Just to let you know I like to laugh at the misfortune of others that read my posts and really get into the story only to find out that its nothing but a longwinded pun. Your replies of For Fucks Sake (or similar) really make my day.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:01, 12 replies)

just for you
For fucks sake!!


i was totally sucked in there :-D ooh err
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:08, closed)

Cheers
(Smiles)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:22, closed)

A good habit to get into
Is to skip to the end of really long posts and check for a pun before carrying on reading.

Works for me :P
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:15, closed)

Spoilsport
:-(
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:24, closed)

I aim to please :D

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:58, closed)

YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:09, closed)

Muhahahahahaha
(Twiddles pencil thin moustache)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:03, closed)

*click*
I fell happily for that - you earned your schaedfreude there!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:44, closed)

Puns...
So frequently a waste of space. But this one is nicely done. Click
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:40, closed)

I concur.
Had me going til the end, you git.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:39, closed)

Spookily enough
FFS is exactly what i said out loud.
Have a yuletide click
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:13, closed)

I rather
said it backwards: "shitfuck!"
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 7:45, closed)