SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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It's Mr. PlowI gathered pace and swooped manfully down the slopes. For the first time I was gliding like a hero and a smile played about my lips, my entire being wishing to show off to the flailing fools, wobbling Bambi-like on their treacherous boards.
I spied an opportunity to leave everyone with no doubt that I was one day to become every bit the legendary snowboarder they were most certainly already suspecting, and pointed myself at the small jump that would secure my life-long legacy in the minds of the gathered masses. Then I caught an edge, my feet headed skywards and my face fated to rendezvous with the snow below.
I came to an eventual halt several 10s of feet further down the slope and I shook a mountain's worth of soggy powder from my clothing. I couldn't hear the laughter; I didn't need to, the ranks of bouncing shoulders confirmed the well deserved mirth of those who'd witnessed my idiocy.
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Moey, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:25,
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