Martin and the French teacher
One of the gimps in my GCSE french class was of the sort who was quite smart, but hung around with some of the thick twats and was generally a smary, greasy twat who liked to cause mischief.

One such French lesson Martin was getting up the nose of our French teacher. This wasn't hard, he was of the chinless, enormous adam's apple types who made weird quiz show type noises when you got a question wrong...

Said teacher had handed out some punishment to Martin during this lesson which hadn't gone to well.

The teacher left the room on some kind of errand at which point Martin unleashed a tirade of abuse starting quietly and gradually building in volume "you pompous chinless.....(continuing in this vane)...WANKER!"

with the last shouted at almost full volume.

Unfortunately for him, Martin had arrived slightly late for the lesson, missing the fact that we had an OFSTED inspector sat in on the class.

As soon as wanker was out of his mouth every head in the room turned to the inspector who had been happily writing something down on his notebook.

I swear that the sound must have taken a good 5 seconds to reach him (or he was icnredibly dim) because the look of shock didn't appear on his face immediately and once there is grew to epic proportions.

I can still picture that look today more than 10 years later.

Not sure if our teacher ever found out, but Martin was a model student for the rest of the lesson.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:39, Reply)