Drugs and shit.
A friend of mine from sixth form recently told me about the time the fuzz came to his upper to tell the kiddies about drugs.
They had brought 4 fake joints to pass around the crowd in the assembly. The visiting police officer was insistent that he was to get 4 doobies back at the end of his talk.

He got 5.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:17, 3 replies)

bash.org
aicmfp
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:23, closed)

I beg your pardon

(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:36, closed)

I think (possibly?)
he's pointing out that this story has been done a million times everywhere on the internets.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 1:20, closed)