The bit where your sister beat the shit
out of the head was good.

I liked that bit.

And your girlfriend was incredibly hot...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:03, 1 reply)

I would've shagged my sister...

Oh hang on, that doesn't sound right...

am I still in character?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:06, closed)

Well...
I would've shagged the headmaster...

something about an older man with a tash...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:09, closed)

Ooh, what about his tippex-sniffing assistant..?

She looked pure filth
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)

I told Ms Hanky
I had a thing about 80's clothes.

A sexy thing. You know, the ra ra skirts and off the shoulder shit...

She ended up trying to seduce me wearing an old grey cardigan, twenty pairs of manky old tights, and one of those furry beret hats the old ladies wear on the bus.

I think she may have misunderstood what I meant by 80's clothes...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:22, closed)