I'll stop now. I actually love teaching. Teenagers make me laugh everyday unlike the boring buggers in the staffroom.
(DubstepBetty Down wiv der kids since 1972, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 2:08, 1 reply)

Proper last one. Classroom door flies open and hysterical new French student stood there "eeee fell from ze window! I turn my back and he fall!" I go next door to investigate. Lean out of the 4th floor window to see a twisted corpse splayed on the playground. I get a big sheet of card, make a 'megaphone' and shout "Campbell get your arse back up here and stop pratting about" .Dead child is reanimated. French student did actually soil self with fear.
(DubstepBetty Down wiv der kids since 1972, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 2:28, closed)

This is so perfect. But I do feel wrong in laughing at the bomb in the bin.

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 5:34, closed)

Hmmm
I've seen this in a film, can't remember which though
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 7:27, closed)

Isn't it also a Simpsons gag?
I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I have seen it somewhere else too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:36, closed)

It was in Dirk Gently.
That was the most recent one I can remember.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:18, closed)