*Sits in stunned silence for a bit*
Ermm, I don't know where to start really, anyone, anyone...? I hope your adult life has worked out more satisfactorily.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:05, 2 replies)

Well I think it's safe to say he doesn't struggle to write anymore.
All this creative writing must be wonderful practice.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:18, closed)

Write
As in hold a pen and make a series of marks recognisable to others.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:32, closed)

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:37, closed)

It has
Turned out rather well really.
Realising what an utter cunt I'd been, and the damage I'd done, has meant I've diverted my energies in a more positive direction.
Other than the sub-station, and a little creative arson and dabbling with explosives, as you do, it was more mischief than anything else. Borne of boredom. I've been quite a calm badger for many years.
School just did my head in.
When the Acorn Archimedes came out, I ended up teaching a couple of teachers from my former school how to use it. They recognised me. I suspect they thought I was going to be a total twat to them, but quite how I'd manage that and get to keep my job I don't know. I just dealt with them as I did everyone else.

The old school has since been knocked down and rebuilt as some sort of academy now. My eldest went there for a short time, and one of my nieces has just started.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:30, closed)

Good for you.
(That sounded a lot less patronising in my head than it looks in print)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:32, closed)