"We've already got one, it's very nice..."
My ex-fiancé had to make a scale model of a cathedral for the Medieval Churches and Castles unit as part of our archaeology degree. He based it entirely around Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and carefully fabricated a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch chapel (with miniature hand grenade shrine), lots of little Fierce Rabbit gargoyles, and a scale-model shrubbery outside.

He got a 2:2.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:30, 7 replies)

Do you still have it?
This just sounds awesome. Got any pics??
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:39, closed)

No, it was in 1993
and digital cameras had not yet reached the masses.
Also, it was mostly made out of Weetabix boxes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:43, closed)

Until recently
I would have said 'ni'.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:37, closed)

Did anybody else try and do the Sunday Times crossword at the weekend?
One of the across clues was something like

"Knight, say, a bit of an idiot" (6)

NITWIT?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:02, closed)

Ni!
I would have given it a First :)
( Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, closed)

Clearly what you need for a first...
...is a working miniature catapult, a cow and a giant wooden rabbit.

Fetchez la vache!
(annexed, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:23, closed)

or...
...perhaps a giant wooden badger?
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:55, closed)