School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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not a school trip... but entirely true!i was 13... bored... and could still get unlimited travel on a bus for 25p..
got on a bus... sat with a mate and chatted in the warm to the depo...
we hid, so we wouldn't have to pay again to get home...
at which point my mate needed a shit so took a dump at the back of the bus, and wiped his arse with the bus ticket... so we had to get off anyway...
Getting off the bus a big chav tried to nick my bag... It felt good to hear, from downstairs "OH MY GOD, I've just stood in shit!"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:39, Reply)
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