Self-Inflicted injuriesSpanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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If you see some fuckwit letting of a CO2 fire extinguisher in the middle of a crowded areaDo not grab it off him by the nearest exposed part in case it's the pipe that connects the body of the fire extinguisher to the horn. It gets very cold and will rip skin off when you drop the fucking thing, whilst shouting "Fuck!"
The distraction caused by the pain will also allow him to bolt off, therefore denying you the satisfaction of rugby tackling him to the floor, dragging him unceremoniously away and slinging him out of the nearest convenient exit.
You get some pretty shitty blisters too.
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Muns, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:33,
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