on the infrequent occassions I get flowers for my girlfriend
it's me that cuts the stems (under water of course) and puts them in the vase; I always choose my own colours and types, and I always add a rose which I know is a cliche but she likes it. Always me that changes the water too, which annoys the hell out of me!

Probably stems (pardon the pun) from when I bought some for my ex and she left them in the box for 5 days. The same box in which these particularly lovely and not inexpensive orchids had arrived, by air, directly from Thailand. This is one of the reasons why she's the ex, unappreciative cow!
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:48, 1 reply)

You sound like you might be a 'ben-derrrr'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:46, closed)