I think cave men actually got the better deal
Wanted One Cave Women:
-Will be pregnant 70% of the time
-100% of time will engage in back breaking boring labor, gathering fruits, nuts and berries fishing and traping small animals to feed tribe
-Clothe tribe and tend to fires
-Skin and prepare what ever smelly thing the hunters drag home
-Attempt to avoid beatings and/or pack rape and/or lions

Wanted One Cave Man
-80% of time will be spent sitting around fire telling fart jokes, eating funny mushrooms, fiddling with your bow and arrows, fighting other cave men for power and making cave babies
-Occasionally you will go and find a herd of large shaggy cows and pick off a few of the weaker ones, contributing the grand total of 12% of the tribes total food intake for the week
-If a lion shows up you can try to outrun it, and if that dosen't work feed it some children or elderly people to slow it down
(rattus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:08, 1 reply)

I
could restate that the other way around but I'm not going to bother. In conclusion there are two sides to every story. What an insight.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:11, closed)