Yes Mistress....
If you were to ask a certain Pro Domme in the West Midlands, She'll tell you that, despite my appearing to be a boorish Male Chauvinist Pig, I am actually very sympathetic to the plight of women in today's society. Indeed, I often proclaim women to be the superior sex, especially when I'm worshipping Her feet, or when She is giving me "just one more" stroke of the cane (how come they always turn into "another 6"?). Many hours I have spent, happily confessing to being dirt, scum, the shit beneath Her spike heels, begging Her to purge my mind and my body just to please Her.

Crops, whips, birch, floggers, canes, tawses, sjambok (just one stroke was enough of that fucking thing), nipple clamps, suction cups, weights, CBT (nothing to do with motorbikes that, either), breath play, hot wax, branding, needle play, Violet Wand, hoods, blindfolds, cuffs, gags, spreader bars, strap-ons, gas masks, poppers, vacuum bed, rubber, latex,pvc, leather, fur, boots that go on and on and on....., etc etc, just some of the things I have endured, in the name of female emancipation: it's important for women to have a worthwhile job.

Strangely, once I've blown my beans and She's unshackled me, I can't wait for her to scurry into the kitchen and make me a cup of tea. Then I have to listen to her wittering on about her fucking flowerbeds or some such vapid nonsense, while I sip my char and try to figure out what excuse I'm going to give for bunking off a hard day's work running the world in order to visit her.

I wish she'd know when to shut up, there's a good girl.
(Rsoles, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:46, 1 reply)

Maybe you're just visiting the wrong girl?
after all, it's hardly unheard of for a guy to be blinded to the true nature of his partner by the wonderfully filthy things they've learned. I've not found a parlour trick yet that can't be found elsewhere, it sometimes just takes a while to find it in combination with something you can stick around afterwards.

...or maybe you've already found the combination you're after, you just want a woman you're in no danger of wanting to stick around ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:21, closed)