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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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If I was a paedophile . . .
I'd be recommending a double brandy in some hot milk and a game of 'Roman wrestling'. Rather, my original post comes under the general description of 'joke'.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:08, 5 replies)
I may be old-fashioned, but aren't 'jokes' meant to be 'funny'?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:22, closed)
If
hahahahahah
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 6:35, closed)
No, you're definitely a Creepy Uncle of some kind

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:24, closed)
If you read the post (I'm putting this here so Shambo can't delete it)
The only vaguely paedo suggestion is the My Little Boner.
As for the rest - most kiddy fiddlers wouldn't be interested in a full-sized fake twat - wrong size & orifice, facials (maybe but more of a bukkake thing really), TITS, really? Bit too old if they've got norks methinks. Finally, psychologically most child molesters are givers rather than receivers.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:58, closed)
I'm gkad that
someone is taking this seriously.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:09, closed)
"gkad"?
I too am gkad that this topic has been raised from the sublime to serious.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:05, closed)
I could edit that,
but then we'd both look stupid.

You owe me.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30, closed)
A 6 pack of Coopers Sparkling Ale headed your way.
What's your address again?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:43, closed)
No need to pretend not to know,
my husband won't be reading.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06, closed)
Oh like you would really have a RL
sexual partner.
Rly?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31, closed)
We're doing it, right now.
I know that makes you hot.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:09, closed)
Save it for the judge, kiddy fucker.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:15, closed)

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