My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was youngerI asked my mother where babies came from.
She thought I said rabies and said "from a dog bite".
A lady on our block gave birth to triplets... I thought she was bitten by a Great Dane...
Points for knowing who REALLY thought that, obviously it wasn't me, being a sophisticated lady of the world since the day I was born.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:01,
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Was it.....Woody Allen?
I seem to have some recollection of that gag with him in my head.
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Bravo *clappity clappity*Points and a cake for teh winner!
It was in Sleeper, still one of my all time favourite films. I used to think that line was the funniest thing ever when I was lickle.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:27,
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AhhSleeper was it? Bloody hell, I couldn't remember where from, but there was a link in my addled brain somewhere to Allen.
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