My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Decisions made during childhoodWhen i was a wee girl of probably 6 or 7 I discovered my mothers stash of sanitary products.
I was understandably curious about these lovely soft white giant stickers and cat toys (what child isn't excited about stickers of any kind let alone Gigantic Stickers!) so I asked my mother about what they were and can I please stick them in my sticker book.
So my mum decided nows a good time to tell me about ladies periods. She went on to describe it as the curse of women due to Eve's betrayal in the garden of eden and what not. Oh and the lovely flow of blood from your private areas once a month. And that the only time ladies don't get their periods is when theyre pregnant.
I decided right then and there that this whole period business was not really for me and I would be having as many babies as possible.
To date I would have to have had 20 babies to avoid all those periods. I havent got any.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:28, 5 replies)
StillA bit of a sledgehammer to crack a nut type of solution though?
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'Fairy hammocks'that's what my eldest daughter, aged about 5, called the ones she found.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, closed)
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